Le flood ultime 2 : le jour de paye du faiseur de pluie

[Firewall]

Ca me fait penser au film society :

La vache !
C'est la vraie définition de "tête de cul" !

[on4]

Absolument.

[Firewall]

Je ne connais pas ce film, mais ç ne me donne pas envie de le voir

[Rugal-B]

Ne regardes pas Re-Animator et From Beyond non plus, alors.

[on4]

Ne regardes pas Re-Animator et From Beyond non plus, alors.

Chefs d'oeuvre.
Public restreint.

[RainMakeR]

Pourquoi les Américains n’utilisent-ils pas le système métrique?
http://www.slate.fr/story/91583/systeme ... xtor=RSS-2

Et pourtant… Nous achetons notre soda en litres, notre vin en millilitres, notre aspirine en grammes et nos balles en millimètres. Dans les domaines des sciences et techniques, c’est le système international qui prédomine aujourd’hui partout. Même le haschich se vend au gramme.

[RainMakeR]

Un Camerounais condamné pour avoir bu du Baileys

Au Cameroun, un homme a été jugé et déclaré coupable d’homosexualité car il buvait du Baileys, a rapporté lundi le site Pinknews.co.uk. La justice a estimé que cette liqueur irlandaise était considérée comme « féminine ». Au média en ligne ThinkProgress, son avocat a déclaré que le condamné était coiffeur pour hommes, un métier ciblé dans les procès pour homosexualité.

[RainMakeR]

voila je parle de camerounais et je me fais spammer par un nigerian.

Celui là est magique. Le combo adresse email-contenu c'est trop bon

From: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (antoine.simonotti@vigilance-moustiques.com)

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:

Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $8.5million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2018. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.


Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire in next three weeks you will only need to pay $315 instead of $600 saving you $285 So if you pay before the three weeks 2011 you save $285 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $315.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.


Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $315.

DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $600 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $600 to $315 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

To effect the release of your fund valued at $8.5million you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Patrick Raul with the information below,

Email: pat.raul@qq.com

You are advised to contact him with the informations as stated below:

Your full Name..
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:..............
Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,
Mr Lawrence Story
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
Phone contact: +1(209)257-3222

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Patrick Raul of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

[John46]

je me fais spammer par un nigerian

tu te fait aussi tabasser par Shenron
http://www.grospixels.com/phpBB/viewtop ... &start=680

[Micka-182]

Ce stalking c'est abusé

[John46]

Ce stalking c'est abusé

je stalke quedalle, j'ai des informateurs qui me remontent l'info, je suis bon prince de vous en faire profiter

[RainMakeR]

sur le coup c'est ruru qui a ete le plus mechant, moi je suis une pauvre victime colaterale

[Rugal-B]

J'ai pas été méchant, j'ai dit ce que je pensais. Et j'aime pas qu'on me chauffe avec des trucs genre "si t'aimes pas ce mangas arrête les shonens" alors que je ne lit quasi que ça. Je suis fan de Hokuto no Ken, je sais que la série est bourrée de défauts, je les connais, ça ne me gène pas qu'on en parle, par exemple.

[RainMakeR]

genre koi comme defaut sur hnk ?

[GoldN]

c'est un site humoristique genre le gorafi, slate?

parce que bon:
http://www.slate.fr/story/91517/etats-u ... traillette
http://www.slate.fr/story/91299/jeune-tue-dinosaure

[John46]

Ce stalking c'est abusé

pauvre rain
http://www.grospixels.com/phpBB/viewtop ... start=3620

[Micka-182]

Ce stalking c'est abusé

pauvre rain
http://www.grospixels.com/phpBB/viewtop ... start=3620

Putain

Nan mais le "J'ai pas compris. Quand tu branches pas un clavier tu parles anglais ?", c'est magique

[RainMakeR]

bah explique moi alors paske là j'ai beau tourner le truc dans tous les sens je vois pas

[Micka-182]

L'auto correction était bloquée sur anglais alors il a dû utiliser un clavier pour passer outre et écrire français tranquille.

[RainMakeR]

Faudrait que j'essaie un telephone recent. Meme si t'as l'auto correction tu peux taper ce que tu veux quand meme nan ?

[yoanna330]

Meme si t'as l'auto correction tu peux taper ce que tu veux quand meme nan ?

Faut la désactiver. Quand je postais depuis la tablette de ma femme et que je voulais écrire "Rain", cette connerie me le transformait en "train", très agaçant quand on ne maîtrise pas l'appareil

[SbM]

Faudrait que j'essaie un telephone recent. Meme si t'as l'auto correction tu peux taper ce que tu veux quand meme nan ?

Comme son nom l'indique, l'auto-correction corrige automatiquement.

[RainMakeR]

c'est mal. Suffit d'apprendre a ecrire et plus besoin de correction

[Rugal-B]

Pour la 3° fois de ma vie, j'ai une photo de bite sur ma page de démarrage de Deviantart. C'est chatroulette en fait ou quoi?
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Pic-04162 ... -483684735

[Pouh]

Ça a l'air vachement appétissant tout de même.