Le flood ultime 2 : le jour de paye du faiseur de pluie

[RainMakeR]

putain a peine 30a ... ca y est tu vas commencer a muer, avoir des poils, et arreter d'avoir des gouts de merde

[Yuko]

Je suis passé dans le camp des vieux

t'inquiete pas, dans deux mois c'est les 40 de ruru

[DataIsKing]

Un taxidermiste un peu particulier :

http://www.rtl.be/info/monde/internatio ... es-poupees

[Rugal-B]

En faisant des achats réguliers chez un vendeur jap e-bay, il s'est mis à m'envoyer des newsletters sur le Japon. Une par jour, avec des mini articles sur les Morning Musume, la fin de Naruto, la fête des garçons, la golden week, etc. Y'a une semaine, il s'est mis à m'envoyer une 2° newsletter simultanément, parlant d'une "culture secrète" dans laquelle les japonais excelleraient. Je me suis dit qu'il allait se mettre à m'envoyer des messages nationalistes ou je ne sais quoi. J'étais loin du compte, voilà ce que j'ai reçu:

Hi, friend.
It's me, Tetsuhiro.

This Secret Newsletter is about Japanese porn stuff.
If you do not want to receive a newsletter about porn, you can cancel yourself
from this list:
http://seljp.biz/dp/A006/3/demangas%40aol.com
Even if you cancel yourself from this newsletter, you still will receive my
“usual” newsletter so please do not worry.

Well, as I promised yesterday, I’m giving you more than 10,000 of Japanese porn
pictures!
They are all at high resolution and uncensored so please enjoy them as much as
you can.

DOWNLOAD 10,000 JAPANESE PORN PICTURES
http://seljp.biz/kjau3114/131


As you see in the download page, I’m running a blog called HENTAI JAPAN, about
Japanese porn.
If you are interested in Japanese porn stuff, please check it out!
The quality is guaranteed.

HENTAI JAPAN
http://seljp.biz/kjau3114/231

However, in this newsletter, I will provide a bit different information from
this stuff.

So, what kind of stuff am I going to tell about Japanese porn?

Before telling you the answer… please let me introduce myself in relation to
porn.

I sell various stuff on eBay, and you bought something in my store too.
Of course, I’m very proud of this job, and it’s my pleasure to be friends with
people from all over the world.

But, recently, I’m doing more jobs about porn stuff…
I watch more than 30 porn movies every day and I masturbate more than 10 times
per day.

There’s NO porn movie exiting in Japan which I don’t know.

So, I’m a king of porn expert, and I want preach one thing to everyone.

There’s ”a thing everyone does wrongly about porn”.

What do you think it is?
I’m telling you the answer tomorrow!

It’s important to let know the answer, before talking about Japanese porn.

See you tomorrow!

Hi, friend.
It's me, Tetsuhiro.

This Secret Newsletter is about Japanese Porn stuff.
If you do not want to receive a newsletter about porn, you can cancel yourself
from this list:
http://seljp.biz/dp/A006/4/demangas%40aol.com
Even if you cancel yourself from this newsletter, you still will receive my
“usual” newsletter so please do not worry.

Did you already downloaded 10,000 Japanese porn pictures which I gave you
yesterday?
They are kind of ‘touchy’ pictures so I’m not sure if I can keep them on my
server for a long time… If you want to download them, please do it soon!

DOWNLOAD 10,000 JAPANESE PORN PICTURES
http://seljp.biz/kjau3114/141


Yesterday, I told that there’s ”a thing everyone does wrongly about porn”.
I received many emails from people who tried to guess!

However… there was almost no one who guessed the right answer.

The right answer is… “How to masturabte”.

We all watch porn movie and pictures only to mastubate and feel pleasure.
After masturbation, usually we lose the sexual desire.
So, the most important thing is to have a very good masturbation.

However, many people masturbate merely as a duty to calm down their sexual
desire…

Japanese is called a “sex-less country” and people in Japan have sex less often
than the rest of the country.

Instead, the way of masturabtion is incredibly evolved!

So, for Japanese folks, masturbation is not only a duty or routine-work.

Everyone here do very pleasant and intense masturbations.
I guess it is beyond your imagination.

So, how ever can such a pleasant masturbation be possible ?
The answer is actually very simple.

A quiz again!

“Why can Japanese folks do such pleaseant masturbations? ”
Please try to guess.
I wonder if someone will give me the right answer…

See you tomorrow!

Hi, friend.
It's me, Tetsuhiro.

This Secret Newsletter is about Japanese Porn stuff.
If you do not want to receive a newsletter about porn, you can cancel yourself
from this list:
http://seljp.biz/dp/A006/6/demangas%40aol.com
Even if you cancel yourself from this newsletter, you still will receive my
“usual” newsletter so please do not worry.

Did you already downloaded 10,000 Japanese porn pictures which I gave you
yesterday?
They are kind of ‘touchy’ pictures so I’m not sure if I can keep them on my
server for a long time… If you want to download them, please do it soon!

DOWNLOAD 10,000 JAPANESE PORN PICTURES
http://seljp.biz/kjau3114/161


As I promised yesterday, today I tell you “2 tips you have to definitely
remember when you use masturbators”.

I read the replies from your guys, and I saw no one has guessed right answer.

First of all, not so many people knew about masturbators.

I know quite a lot about masturbators…

I already told you that I do more than 10 masturbations per day, and actually
every time I use a different type of masturbator.
When a masturbator doesn’t feel good enough, I change it while masturbation, so
that means that I use at least more than 10 different products per day.

I tried to calculate how many products I’ve tried up to now.. and they are more
than 5,000 in total!
Oh, and this number includes only Japanese masturbators.
If I include the “foreign” masturbators, the number will increase.

You can surely consider me as a guy who used the most types of masturbators in
the world.


From my own experience, there are 2 tips you have to care about when using the
masturbators.

The first is to choose a right lotion (lube).

There exist many kinds of lotions… liquid ones, sticky ones.. there are just so
many.
So, what you have to choose is a lotion which resembles to the real “love
fluid”.

Well, it’s a bit complicated because it depends on the person.
But, I think the stickier ones will feel better.
Of course, the Japanese lubes are superb in this point.
I tried at least 300 types of lubes, either Japanese and non-Japanese, and I’m
sure of it.


The other thing you have to care about is the “temperature”.
It is really important and easy thing but almost no one has noticed it.

What you want is to insert to an almost-real pussy, so you cannot masturbate
with a ice cold mastiurbators and lotions!
When I insert my penis and feel chilly… it takes my excitement all away.

So, the masturbatos and lotions must be warmed to body temperature.
As for the lotion, you can put the entire bottle in a warm water.
The masturbators have a special warmer device so you can use it.

Also, it is important to warm up your room so that you won’t have cold while
masturbating.


If you start to care for these 2 tips, you will have remarkably more ecstasy
when you mastrubate.
It’s undeniable from my own experience of more than 5,000 masturbators.


However…
There is another wall you have to break though when using a masturbator.
It is very important but most people cannot break through this wall.

So, I make it into a quiz again.
what’s the “wall most people cannot break through”?

See you tomorrow!

Hi, friend.
It's me, Tetsuhiro.

This Secret Newsletter is about Japanese Porn stuff.
If you do not want to receive a newsletter about porn, you can cancel yourself
from this list:
http://seljp.biz/dp/A006/7/demangas%40aol.com
Even if you cancel yourself from this newsletter, you still will receive my
“usual” newsletter so please do not worry.

Did you already downloaded 10,000 Japanese porn pictures which I gave you
yesterday?
They are kind of ‘touchy’ pictures so I’m not sure if I can keep them on my
server for a long time… If you want to download them, please do it soon!

DOWNLOAD 10,000 JAPANESE PORN PICTURES
http://seljp.biz/kjau3114/171


Yesterday, I told you 2 important tips when using masturbators: lotion (lube)
and temperature.
You should never forget them.

They are important facts, but once you acknowledge them, it is not difficult.
More than that, there’s another wall which is more difficult to break through
when using Japanese masturbators.

So, I made it into a quiz and I received many replies.

One said it's "fearness to insert my penis to a masturabtor".
Well, that can be one, of course.
However, there’s one particular problem for Japanese masturnators.


The question is, “which masturbator should you choose?”


There are a huge variety of masturbators in Japan.
I actually used at least 5,000 types of them, and if I sum up the ones I’ve
never used, there are approximately more than 10,000 types of masturbators
existing in Japan.

Honestly, you don’t know if a masturbator is good or not, before using it.

Can you choose the very best masturbator from 10,000 options?
It’s impossible, of course.

If you have as much experience as me, you can expect the general feeling by
seeing its internal structure.
However, when I try it actually, there are always new discoveries.

In short, a person who is not experienced cannot choose a good masturbator.

In that case, do you really want to start with “having experiences”?
In my case, I purchased more than 5,000 masuturbators, which I calculate now
equales to more than $300,000, to my surprise.
I bought the most expensive ones and spent my money freely.

I guess most of you don’t do that, do you?
So, they start experiencing the most “shabby” ones, and they get bored and quit
using masturbators.
So, most people cannot experience the best masturbation.
It’s a sad story.

However, there’s only one way to break through it.
There’s a way to know how to choose, get, and use a right masturbator without
complexity.

It’s so simple.
Don’t you want to know about it?

I’m telling about it tomorrow, so please look forward to it!

See you tomorrow!

Hi, friend.
It's me, Tetsuhiro.

This Secret Newsletter is about Japanese Porn stuff.
If you do not want to receive a newsletter about porn, you can cancel yourself
from this list:
http://seljp.biz/dp/A006/5/demangas%40aol.com
Even if you cancel yourself from this newsletter, you still will receive my
“usual” newsletter so please do not worry.

Did you already downloaded 10,000 Japanese porn pictures which I gave you
yesterday?
They are kind of ‘touchy’ pictures so I’m not sure if I can keep them on my
server for a long time… If you want to download them, please do it soon!

DOWNLOAD 10,000 JAPANESE PORN PICTURES
http://seljp.biz/kjau3114/151


“Why can Japanese can get so intense pleasure from masturbating?
This was the quiz which I gave you yesterday.
And, I received many replies to it, thank you!

It was so funny this time!
No, the Ninja techniques don’t have nothing with it!


So, why can Japanese people can get such pleasure from masturbation is?

The answer is simply “Japanese technology”.


If you like Japanese products, you will understand it.
The quality of Japanese product in the technical point of view is no.1 in the
world.

Especially, the technology of the small and details parts is superior.
The products from the other countries are sometimes rough.

Then, what’s the fruit of Japan’s attentive and detailed technology?
What do you say?

Yes…. the masturbators.

I guess not everyone knows what are masturbators (masturbation holes) so I
explain.
A masturbator is a vigina-shaped device with a hole, where you can put the lube
and stick your penis inside, then masturbate with.

Like this one!
http://seljp.biz/kjau3114/251

The amount of gratification you can get from a masturbator differs so much
depending on the inner detailed structure.
That’s of course why the Japan’s attentive technology and be used maximally.

Actually, the quality Japanese masturbators is far superior.
The finest ones cannot be told from the real vaginae.

I used some of “foreign” masturbators but they were at low quality.
I was even surprised that they felt not good at all…

Japan has such great masturbators, so everyone can enjoy masturbations very
much.
Even though that’s why this country is sex-less…

Well, tomorrow I’ll tell you “2 tips you have to definitely remember when you
use masturbators”.
These tips can centiple the pleasure of your masturbation.

I make it into a quiz again. If you can guess these tips, please reply me!

See you tomorrow!

C'est pas la classe, ça? T'achètes des oldies à un jap sur ebay, et il te propose d'acheter des "masturbators" et de télécharger du porn...

[Yuko]

En somme, il t'a bien cerné.

[Rugal-B]

Tu crois que si j'achète des poupées gonflables à un mec sur ebay au bout d'un moment il me proposera des oldies en scred?

[RainMakeR]

du moment qu'il te propose pas de te peter le cul

Par contre je capte pas l'interet des masturbateurs. Au pire si t'en as marre de ta main tu vas te payer une pute/etudiante. C'est pas ce qui doit manquer la bas.

[Rugal-B]

Je tape rabbit sur Price, parce que je cherche le jeu saturn. Matez le tout 1° résultat:
http://www.priceminister.com/s/rabbit#xtatc=INT-601

[bobi]

entre ton ebayeur et tes recherches soit disant saturn , je pense qu'il y a un truc de louche

[RainMakeR]

serieux tu les attires

Par contre j'etais persuade que ca avait vraiment la forme d'un lapin

[John46]

Par contre je capte pas l'interet des masturbateurs

j'aimerai bien essayer au moins une fois ces machins histoire de pas mourrir bête. Après la main engourdie et la gant de taulard, il est temps de j'experimente de nouvelles methodes Et vous, vous faites comment ? ça meriterait un sondage

[Yuko]

Tu crois que si j'achète des poupées gonflables à un mec sur ebay au bout d'un moment il me proposera des oldies en scred?

Si c'était le cas, j'aurai un appartement distinct pour héberger toutes mes maîtresses de latex.

[RainMakeR]

j'aimerai bien essayer au moins une fois ces machins histoire de pas mourrir bête.

Ca doit etre chelou comme truc. Deja faut pas avoir peur de se faire electrocuter la bite ou se la faire broyer si le truc reste bloqué
Apres ca doit etre assez pourri comme sensation. Enfin si tu essaie tu nous raconteras

[Pouh]

Merci à TopAchat pour ces citations de qualitay.

J'avais un peu de mal à croire qu'il s'agissait d'une expression devenue "in" chez les jeunes, me voilà fixé.

[RainMakeR]

Ca rigolait pas avant, la réparation des cables transatlantiques de l’epoque
http://www.slate.fr/story/94779/tremble ... xtor=RSS-2

[adol75]

Le mec se branle 10 fois par jours

Il va s'arracher la bite à force !

[RainMakeR]

hien ?

[Pouh]

Il a p'têt ouvert un lien Doctissimo en même temps.

[RainMakeR]

ou alors il commente des trucs kil voit a la tv.

A moins qu'il soit encore en direct du trou dans son mur

[RainMakeR]

Une petite info sympa

Sur un livre vendu 20 euros (le prix de « Merci pour ce moment), l'auteur touche 2 euros soit 10% seulement. C'est qu'il y a beaucoup d'autres personnes à payer :

- L'éditeur d'abord, qui empoche 4 euros (20%). Il sélectionne et fabrique les livres, il supporte l'essentiel du risque économique.
- Le diffuseur/distributeur (souvent la même entité) touche 4 euros (20%). Il est chargé de faire la promotion du livre auprès des libraires avec des commerciaux qui tournent dans toute la France, de les convaincre d'acheter le livre pour le mettre en rayon, puis de les lui acheminer.
- Le libraire touche 7 euros (35%). C'est lui qui a le contact avec le client, qui doit le convaincre de venir et d'acheter.
- L'imprimeur touche 2 euros (10%).
- L'Etat touche 1 euros (5%), soit la TVA sur le livre.
(source : rapport Gaymard sur le livre du 2 février 2011)

Ca paye pas ecrivain

[bobi]

Surtout si il a un nègre , il doit encore partager

[Yuko]

Voyons...
500.000 exemplaires multiplié par deux euros, cela me suffit. Mais c'est bien parce que je suis un ascète.

[SbM]

Je ne sais pas d'où ils sortent leurs 10 %, mais la moyenne est bien inférieure.

[John46]

Ca paye pas ecrivain

ça me fend le coeur de voir que ton talent littéraire ne pourra pas payer

[SbM]

De toute façon, ses 10 % seraient engloutis dans l'achat d'un correcteur orthographique de compétition.